June 2013
Anonymously write me a letter about anything you would like. About your life, about a problem, about something you are looking forward to, something you are scared of, anything.
Sure, why not? Surprise me.
And il write you one back. Promise. Scouts Honor.
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
anus:
when life brings u down to your knees give life a blowjob and then get back up and spit the cum in life’s face and then skip away like the princess you are
When people quote The Perks of Being A Wallflower, why do they quote things like “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite,” or “We accept the love we think we deserve,” when there are gems like this.
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

